You don't even believe that one yourself. It's a lead-pipe cinch none of the regulars believe you.
Over and over you tell everyone on FR that you’re a fool...
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking coffee this late at night, you'd owe me a new keyboard.
Why do you want to do that?
I don't anymore, coffee keeps me awake if I drink it too late at night.
Gee, I’d love to give you some personal cachet- but you just lie over and over for you small clique.
I can’t ignore reality, unlike you.