From The Arkansas Gazette
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3 minutes excellent
2 minutes exceptional
90 seconds superior
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Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
IF A MAN IS DESTINED TO DROWN, HE WILL DROWN EVEN IN A SPOONFUL OF WATER. —YIDDISH PROVERB
HAL'S CRYPTOGRAM HELPER

He's tanned, he's rested, he's ready.

2 min.
1st word (wrong)
2nd word
The other contraction.
Two words before the contraction.
Fix the mistake.
Off to the races.