[greeneyes]

p.s.
I’m just a regular guy from a poor family

Nobody loves you.
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THAT made me remember this:

Nobody loves you
Everybody hates you
You’re going to go eat worms.
great big huge ones,little tiny squiggly ones; my how the little ones squirm.
First you bite their heads off, then you suck the brains out then you throw the rest away.
No one know how you survive on worms 3 times a day.

[bagster]

Haha. Where's that wonderful poem from?

I'll teach you guys one more magic trick so you can bedazzle your friends and get chicks.

(I do this trick to this very day)

Pick up a napkin when out at a fancy restaurant.

Pick it up by two corners and hold it up. Say, 'watch' to your dinner mates and maybe loud enough to draw the attention of other masked patrons, lifting their masks to take a bite, then replacing them like good little drones.

Show them the napkin. Both sides, and tell them to 'Watch'. Do this three or four times.

Then place the napkin over your left wrist.

With a flourish, pull the napkin away and show them your WATCH while saying 'watch' at the same time'.

Guarantee you get laid that night, or your money back.