We have had gators in our parking lot at work, and I have had to wait for one to cross the road while driving home..............
LOL! Headed into work one morning and a big one decided to plop down in the road at the guard shack and refused to move. Honking and throwing water bottles at it had no effect. Eventually one of the guard put a round in the soft spot on his head after about 20 minutes. The guard did get in trouble for it too. But we got to work on time.