And then some guy shows up with a meal that doesn't taste like anything the judges have seen before. It is beyond delicious. It blows them away. They demand to know how he made food taste so good. He explains: "It's called 'garlic'. I grew it." A judge say, "You grew it? You mean, in the dirt?" He says "yes".
And all the judges begin to vomit.
We're on the way. "Hey, I only eat fake stuff. I can't imagine eating real food. That's so gross."
Good.
That’s more real stuff for us.