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Just a little something from our friends at the Bee.
1 posted on 05/17/2021 3:59:36 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
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To: Jacob Kell

The AP is shocked - SHOCKED, I tell you - to learn that there were Imperial assets aboard the Death Star.


2 posted on 05/17/2021 4:04:42 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Jacob Kell

:O shocked I am!


3 posted on 05/17/2021 4:05:29 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. L)
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To: Jacob Kell

Why do you think Moff Gideon was pooping in his armor when Luke’s X-Wing and green lightsabre showed on the viewscreens.

The Skywalker family is one of the biggest mass murdering clans in the entire Star Wars universe.


4 posted on 05/17/2021 4:09:38 PM PDT by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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To: Jacob Kell

‘From Coruscant to Tatooine, the Empire will be free,”


6 posted on 05/17/2021 4:17:06 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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To: Jacob Kell

Darth Vader appeals to UN for another Resolution condemning Israel. Shows heartbreaking videos of the children’s hospital and kittens that were destroyed.


7 posted on 05/17/2021 4:24:06 PM PDT by Nateman (If the Left is not screaming , you are doing it wrong.)
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To: Jacob Kell

Democrats 2021

This is what you get when the Imperials believe THEY are the rebels.


8 posted on 05/17/2021 4:30:51 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Jacob Kell

I suspect the Empires super death ship was just collateral damage from destroying the more dangerous target AP bureau.


9 posted on 05/17/2021 4:35:30 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Jacob Kell

Hilarious. The Bee sometimes hits perfectly.


10 posted on 05/17/2021 8:17:40 PM PDT by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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