Definitely the first one. Bill Gates stole the technology from the lizard people. They want to control your brain so you can help them build more giant pyramids. They really like the pyramids. Also, birds aren't real either. They're government surveillance drones.
Ridiculous theories can be used to discredit all theories concerning a specific topic. For example, some dubious theories about rigged voting machines were used to discredit ANY questions about what occurred during the 2020 election.