“Let’s say somebody really important to you, like a bail bondsman, was choking on something, like a package of uncooked Ramen noodles, you couldn’t find it in your heart to roll him over and play the butt tuba to save his life?”
Obviously your mind is in the gutter and you didn’t read the article ...
I did so read the article.
Now, answer the question that is on everyone’s mind.....
Would you play the butt tuba to save a friend?