[TexasGator]

“In emergency situations, when the patient is not breathing, turn him over on his face, pull down his pants and put your mouth on his butt, and exhale into his butt.”

[blueunicorn6]

Let’s say somebody really important to you, like a bail bondsman, was choking on something, like a package of uncooked Ramen noodles, you couldn’t find it in your heart to roll him over and play the butt tuba to save his life?