Uncle Bens is parboiled rice. Any parboiled rice is the same as it is a commodity, at least the grades that make it to grocery store shelves. Uncle Bens had a brand. Had being the operative word. Wonder if the brand manager would throw a fit if someone came out with Uncle MAGA’s rice. Red White and Blue label, not orange with a smiling black man on the box... A smiling MAGA black man who is the company owner. I smell an opportunity for a MAGA Brotha. ;-)
Uncle Allen West, what do you think about rice?
Uncle Allen West, what do you think about rice?
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I kind of like that idea.