You’re probably not a “Curb Your Enthusiasm” fan. Seinfeld on steroids.
So I came home to a baby possum in my kitchen with its hand caught in a mouse trap.
Put it in a 40 gallon breeder aquarium until I can be sure its hand is okay, and then I went outside and found an even tinier baby wandering around the yard.
They obviously fell off the mom who lives in my smokehouse.
Normally she dumps her brood on me every year and feed them out by the smokehouse every night but something went sideways this time.
I have NO idea how it got into the kitchen, though.
At first I thought it was a rat.
o_O