[Steve_Seattle]

A couple of years ago, I got a call and was told that there was unauthorized activity on my Apple account. I told him I didn’t have an Apple account, and he asked, “What account DO you have?” I hung up, but it gave me a funny story to tell at the bar.

[EvilCapitalist]

I’ve had that one too.

[norcal joe]

I told him I didn’t have an Apple account, and he asked, “What account DO you have?”

Hahaha. It sounds like a line by Kramer on Seinfeld.

[JBW1949]

Answer calls with:

“Joe’s Pool Hall...Eight Ball speaking....Who in the hall do you want to talk to?”