Answer calls with:
“Joe’s Pool Hall...Eight Ball speaking....Who in the hall do you want to talk to?”
I used to answer with a very official sounding voice and say “This is Immigration and Customs Enforcement, are you an Illegal Alien?”
I like it! “City morgue, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em” was always my favorite.
A friend of mine occasionally gets calls claiming to be from the IRS and saying that there is a problem with his “IRS account.” He says, “That’s a coincidence! I’m at the local IRS office right now. Do you want to talk to them?” They hang up.
How about; Bill's butcher shop, nobody beats my meat.
I'm surprised nobody's posted the link to the the "Murder Scene "Telemarketing Call"
YouTube makes you post the link to the page that features the "skip ads" button, or you end up getting an error message that the video isn't playable.
That’s a tactic I use if I actually answer an unknown caller.
Engineering department! Or Accounting Department! Or my favorite, Customer Service!
Great fun if it’s a live call.
I answer with,
You sound hot, what are you wearing, are you touching yourself, etc