Yes.
I don't know nothin' about wild turkeys.
But I did work on a turkey ranch for a spell, in college.
Laws, are those some dumb animals. You try to 'herd' them and they sit down and put their turkey poontang up in the air like I'm sposed to make the beast with two back with their sorry ass.
Disgusting animals. But tasty.
p.s. In case anybody's wondering, I never did take them up on their offer.
