WE HAVE A QUICK ONE TODAY.
4 minutes good
3 minutes excellent
2 minutes exceptional
90 seconds superior

Just over 1 minute.
Most of the 1st contraction (skip the 4th letter)
5th word
Finish the 1st contraction
2nd contraction
Off to the races, fire at Will, Gridley.
(”But what did Will do to us?”)
FA YVA QMAQRM AF MZUYE ZUM ZRPBM, ZFS PY’X NAY YA TM YEZY VZW PF JOXPI AU PY PXF’Y JOXPI. —TPRRPM EARPSZW
Solution to previous puzzle (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):
NO TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH ARE ALIKE, AND IT’S GOT TO BE THAT WAY IN MUSIC OR IT ISN’T MUSIC. —BILLIE HOLIDAY
HAL'S CRYPTOGRAM HELPER