Posted on 04/29/2021 7:19:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Happy I could give you a smile tonight.
It depends on the woman, and it depends on you.
I am going on 24 years, and I still marvel at what a great woman I married. We do both work at it.
I shall save you the time of going through the looks of the lady and they are all the same.
They are really mean, but mean, “I have what you want and I am in charge if I let you.” Sadly she is correct.
Women think that telling us to sleep on the couch is some kind if dreaded punishment. To most men, it’s fun, not much different than going camping. :
Shhh! Don’t tell them! >)
Saving for later usage!
Brilliant! I am going to remember that training tip...:)
Never understood how a man could allow his wife to tell him where to sleep. And vice versa.
I get DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID!
NOT FUNNY. We both wear hearing aids, opposing Frequencies, his is Flight Deck, mine is Meniere’s. Left ear no hearing, Right very little. 2 Attacks 2 holes in ear drum. NO REAL WORLD hearing. Ordered a bone conductor headset, hoping for more hearing.
Dumb keyboard is malfunctioning I have no idea how to fix it, he taught the crap. This built in the computer 1 SUCKS.
My sweet wife has never asked me to sleep on the couch. Partly because she knew I wouldn’t do it, and she couldn’t make me.
Please see post 29, and the third statement in by tagline.
Ummmm no. Do not deploy chocolate when she is in the “controlling her blood sugar mode” or actively dieting. That’s when you deploy roses, the more the better. Not sure when she is seriously watching her blood sugar? Is she within one month of her next doctor’s appointment requiring fasting blood work including her A1C?
Do not doubt me on this one guys. I’m a woman, giving you ultra top secret information.
You’re welcome.
Great tagline. Words I’ve lived by all my adult life. And my wife of 33 years appreciates it.
I’m keeping a copy of this in my wallet for quick reference.
That is one thing (among others of course) that separate the men from the women. For some time now I have been part of a ministry providing privately donated surplus food to people in this "low (relatively) income populous city (majority Latino) , and along with food (and a gospel tract from me) comes flowers. Which has been what the women can covet the most. Not a $11 piece of fish (and actually eggs are often wanted more than that) or anything else you can actually eat, but flowers! We ration the surplus relative to how many come, but flowers are the item in which "one" can mean "two" more than any other item. Beside maybe avocados. But thank God we have any surplus and it does not go to waste.
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