Three old geezers were walking down the street:
The first one says, “It’s windy today”.
The second one say, “No, no, it’s Thursday”.
The third one says, “Me too. Let’s have a beer”.
The three old ladies were complaining about their fading memories.
“I go downstairs to get something, and by the time I get there I forget what I needed!”
“Oh- I know. Just the other day I got to the end of the block and was going to put on my turn signal, but forgot where I wanted to go!”
“Boy - I’m glad I don’t have that problem - knock on wood.”
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“Oh excuse me - someone’s at the door.”