I'm pretty sure this is what Biden said

American Thinker ^ | 29 Apr, 2021 | J.B. Shurk

[MtnClimber]

Here is a (mostly) satirical transmission from Biden-world, where we all now live.

You didn't need to watch (p)Resident Biden's dim address to the diminished Congress marking his first hundred days in installation to know what would come dribbling out of his mouth. The party that has made a god of government has seized power, and the figurehead of that government knows he must dance to the Marxist-socialists' tune if he doesn't want to find himself 25th-Amendment-ed (or Jeffrey Epstein-ed!) in short order.

So if you happened to miss Dementia-in-Chief's big speech, here's the official State narrative: there are all kinds of problems in America, and almost all of them should be blamed on the last legitimately elected president and his coalition of Make America Great Again (yuck!) "white supremacists." Every problem created by those terrible sub-humans can be solved if we just spend more money, give the government more power, stifle economic growth by fighting the weather, stay terribly afraid all of the time, and pray five times a day at the altar of "woke" racial grievance.

In addition, it is neither the policy nor the preference of the United States government to "make America great" or to imply that America was once great or to suggest, should it later be determined that America was once great, that its past greatness was ever greater than any other nation's greatness. Also, red hats are banned, and an image of that bespectacled woman screaming at the sky during President Trump's 2017 inauguration has been embroidered on all new American flags.

Now, it has come to the attention of the Rice-Harris administration that some Americans believe that the Department of Justice and the Intelligence Community engaged in illegal activities both before and after the 2016 presidential election

[MtnClimber]

Life in Bazarro commie land where things will be built back mo better good (torn down).

[Liz]

Predictably, Alleged President Biden's official SOU narrative goes something like this:
<><> there are all kinds of problems in America,
<><> almost all of them should be blamed on the last legitimately elected president;
<><> Trump's Make America Great Again is nothing but "white supremacists."

But wait.......Biden says "every problem" can be solved if we just spend more money, give the government more power, elect more kindly Democrats......

(Sniffle).......Biden's government is soooooo good. Golly, if only us deplorables could be as good as Biden's government (sob).

[maddog55]

The masked sheep listening to mumbling idiot talking nonsense.

As an am3 I’ll pass.

[MtnClimber]

[Clutch Martin]

“Also, red hats are banned, and an image of that bespectacled woman screaming at the sky during President Trump’s 2017 inauguration has been embroidered on all new American flags”

That was a woman? Unless Im thinking about another picture. I thought it was a basement dwelling fatty corpuscle.

[MtnClimber]

I am not sure if that was the screaming _______ (enter 1 or more of 56 genders) that the article was talking about. There are so many.

[Kaslin]

I noticed the author referred to that idiot as Resident instead of president, as I also always do. It sure gave me a kick. Like 0bama that arrogant pos former occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Biden will never be my president, and neither will that Camel face Harris. I just want to make that clear.

[Sans-Culotte]

That was a woman? Unless Im thinking about another picture. I thought it was a basement dwelling fatty corpuscle.

I have never thought it was a woman. Looked like a male (at least what passes for males among lefty snowflakes) to me.

[minnesota_bound]

He is a sick man.

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