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NBC News Edits Footage Of Michael Myers To Make It Look Like He's Just Handing Flowers To The Townspeople SATIRE
Babylon Bee ^ | April 23, 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/26/2021 9:29:27 AM PDT by gattaca

NEW YORK, NY—NBC News has been caught editing footage of notorious murderer Michael Myers to take out his bloody knife and make him appear much less threatening.

The news station appears to have edited the knife out of all footage of Myers stalking and killing the townspeople and made it look like he's just handing them flowers. Now, the footage makes it seem like Myers just walks up to people who are way overreacting and clumsily tries to hand them flowers but instead just keeps bashing the flowers against their chests as they misunderstand his heartwarming gesture.

NBC News defended the editing decision, saying they just wanted to frame things fairly and equitably and to call Mr. Myers a "psychotic mass murderer from the depths of hell" would be racist and discrimnatory.


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1 posted on 04/26/2021 9:29:27 AM PDT by gattaca
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Fake News you can believe in!

these guys are great.

2 posted on 04/26/2021 9:43:16 AM PDT by corkoman
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To: gattaca
This thread is worthless without pics


3 posted on 04/26/2021 11:47:34 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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