Why is that guy talking to his electric toothbrush?
“The aliens have taken over the space station!”
“Frank, you are sending out a message on your toothbrush again. No wonder we never get rescued. You and your toothbrush and Cindy trying to type out a message on the microwave keypad. This is what happens with Obama budget cuts.”
I notice nobody wore the red shirt today.
And now, the Space Station Choir will entertain you with their rendition of
Muskrat Love.
Anna one Anna two......
“This is one of our favorite parts of being on the International Space Station. We’ll now take questions from some of our young fans. The first question is from Dave in Two Dot, Montana. Go ahead, Dave.”
“Where is Jar Jar Binks? Why don’t you ever show Jar Jar Binks?”
“Well, Dave, Jar Jar is just a movie character. We are real astronauts.”
“How can you call yourselves real astronauts? Where are your light sabres? Where are the Hobbits?”
“Dave, I’m afraid you are mixing up your movies.”
“Yeah, well, I’m not the one wearing Dockers in space. Maybe you can all wear Leisure Suits tomorrow.”
“That’s it for today’s question period. Join us tomorrow as we flush the space toilet over Dave’s house.”
I like the guy in the middle in the back.
“Spend your whole damn life training to be an astronaut and they make you sit in the back in the dark for the pictures. I should have been a rap singer like Mom wanted.”