Detectives perplexed by mysterious Oregon cattle mutilations

oregonlive.com ^ | Apr 18, 2021 | Garrett Andrews, The Bulletin

[pfflier]

In the 1970’s, while I was in Montana in the USAF, several cattle had their rectums removed. The standard joke blamed demoncrats...They were looking for new a$$holes to run for office.

[william clark]

The cows are acting out due to their psychological trauma living in a state so packed with progressive lunatics.

[Fido969]

Sounds like Far Side cartoon.

[dainbramaged]

Linda Moulton Howe
Very interesting woman - Miss Idaho(1963), participated in the 1964 Miss America pageant, also has a Master's degree in communications from Stanford. She's been investigating cattle mutilations and other strange phenomena for decades and has an IQ that is likely double of the dehorns on this forum who can only mock and deride when this topic is discussed.

[frank ballenger]

RE: Black cow fountain drink. Sounds tasty. I only know black cow from the Steely Dan song , I assume it has booze in it.

I'm a teetotaller but I believe you are onto something. Many imbibables become more popular with booze added.

And I'm from Michigan where we insist all of our soft drinks be called "pop" and never "soda." That giveaway word reveals a probable secret New York invader. Our "soda" has ice cream added to the pop.

[gloryblaze]

This is sickening. I hope the cows were not mutilated while they were alive. Sounds to me like some weird Santeria animal sacrifice garbage. Maybe there is a local “coven” of weirdo animal sacrifice nutcases living nearby...

Precisely. I can't imagine going out to the pasture and finding something like this. Very disturbing. I certainly hope the perps are caught so as to lessen the chances of copy cats.

[Flick Lives]

Last year, the FBI in Oregon started receiving questions about cattle mutilations in Central and Eastern Oregon, according to Beth Anne Steele, spokesperson for the FBI Portland office. But despite sporadic media inquiries, the office does not have a current role in the cattle mutilation investigations, Steele wrote to The Bulletin.

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The FBI is on it. I feel so much better knowing that.

[Publius]

Scully and Muldur on the job.

[frank ballenger]

RE: Filmmaker Linda Moulton Howe....

Wow. I had no idea of all that background information. I’ve seen her on dvds a number of times. Always calm and backed by her detailed research. Interesting stuff.

[snuffy smiff]

Opossum’s got some mighty sharp teeth. A friend of mine claims to have walked up on a dead cow many years ago and was nearly frightened to death when a ‘possum crawled out the dead cow’s alimentary canal...

[BenLurkin]

Ah, Scully....she made runty sexy...

[Rebelbase]

The bigger question is, did they take the Tenderloins? That would show signs of intelligence.

[The Duke]

"From "a lotta" to "a whole lotta." Technically speaking."

Well, at least we're not up to "sh&tload" yet!

[Captain Peter Blood]

Tine to call in Captain Frank Bach and Majestic 12 to investigate.

[Bonemaker]

Like to see these sick bastards try that on a bull!

[BenLurkin]

Not if they’re making sausage, or some kind of menudo type dish?

[House Atreides]

“...read it to the end it’s very interesting. Hard to believe at first but there really is a very compelling natural explanation.”
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I read to the end... and you’re right. PARTY POOPER!

[deport]

End of article suggest.......

One possible explanation is these were, in fact, natural deaths

Podcast host Dunning’s long-running show Skeptoid devoted an episode to debunking cattle mutilation in 2015. Dunning, who read the 28-page search warrant request, called the recent Crook County case typical of numerous accounts often attributed to aliens or satanic rituals.

“This is almost certainly the same kind of bird predation we’ve seen in so many similar cases,” he wrote to The Bulletin. “In my opinion, there is nothing here that suggests anything but normal and expected bird predation had occurred, and ... no justification for a search warrant to seek out an apocryphal human responsible for the wounds.”

[fruser1]

It’s either drones or bio medical research guys.

[rellimpank]

http://weekinweird.com/2013/01/08/death-dunes-ufos-start-cattle-mutilation-san-luis-valley/