[Old Yeller]

The problem with it is you need to know the distances at most points on the course. Then you get a hacker that cant hit a dam softball and they ask you how far its to the green from here. You tell them and they’ll pull out whatever club and skull the ball and it dribbles down the fairway twenty yards.

I used to caddie at a private course when I was in Jr High.

Mrs. Havercamp: [hits ball into pond] Whee!
Mrs. Havercamp: Whee!
Mr. Havercamp: That's a peach hon!

[DoodleBob]

If you never saw Bret Bair ask the Dali Lama if he saw Caddyshack, I urge you to take 46 second out of your life to do so.