[grey_whiskers]

Translated: one-night-stands, hook-ups, and getting pumped-and-dumped, makes girls depressed so they drink more. But finding another guy lessens their butthurt.

SCIENCE!™

[Menehune56]

That was an excellent synopsis.

[lee martell]

I do appreciate your translation.
At first reading, that statement borders between
Word Salad and Gobblety-Goop.

[Billthedrill]

“Getting laid eases your chemical dependence.” Right.

[married21]

Love heals? Who knew?

[Nachoman]

The first thing I learned in college is that alcohol is an excellent sexual lubricant. Apply liberally, and the clothes slide right off.

I guess this creates a dilemma. He has to drink with his girl so he can get laid in order to mitigate his drinking problem.

[dfwgator]

Then it’s flat top, dirty bob, coppin’ a feel
Grubbin’ on the livin’ room floor (so sore)
Yeah, they send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge,
But all you want to do is learn how to score

-Jimmy Buffet (Pencil Thin Moustache)