Sorry, but if Bezos’ rocket was bent, it would be a dead ringer for the rocket in in stop-action for the R rated parody up of Flash Gordon, "Flesh Gordon" in which the hero, Flesh tries to save the heroine, Dale Ardor and the Earth, from usurper Emperor Wang the Perverted and his plan to hit the Earth with the all powerful seX-Ray. Aided by Earth’s smartest man, Professor Flexi Jerkov, Flesh battles Wang in his Flexi designed, curved, space craft (hung on a hilariously obvious wire), rescues Dale from an equally hilarious King Kong like Sex Monster with a exceedingly dry wit, attacks from penisauruses, and seeks to put Prince Precious, the rightful ruler of Planet Porno back on the throne! It’s absurd and totally hilarious...
And, Flesh’s rocket is a dead-ringer for Bezos’ Blue Horizon if blue Horizon develops a slight case of Peyronie’s disease.
Really, I can’t look at that rocket without laughing!
My Lady said when we watch this week’s launch and she first saw Blue Horizon, "Now that’s absolute proof that some inadequate men will go to absurd lengths and spare no expense to find that elusive G spot!"
I fell out of my chair...
