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The Babylon Bee Fact-Checks 9 Claims About The Georgia Election Law
BabylonBee.com ^ | 4/9/2021 | BabylonBee.com

Posted on 04/09/2021 11:46:03 PM PDT by GardenerForLife

There are a lot of wild claims out there about the new election reform law in Georgia. Here are the claims and here are the facts about the law.

CLAIM: The law reduces voting locations to just one polling place hidden in a maze where you must fight a minotaur.
FACT: True. You can also just answer the minotaur’s riddle.

CLAIM: The law declares that voting for Democrats is treason and makes it punishable by death.
FACT: Mostly true. However, the sentence is only life in prison if one can prove the vote for a Democrat was unintentional.

CLAIM: The law reduces early voting.
FACT: False. It actually expands early voting. In fact, you can vote for Trump 2024 right now.

CLAIM: The law reduces the number of drop boxes.
FACT: Mostly false. It doesn’t reduce them, it simply covers them in deadly snakes.

More at the Bee... :D

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Probably more true than anything CNN has said about the new Georgia voting law...
1 posted on 04/09/2021 11:46:03 PM PDT by GardenerForLife
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To: GardenerForLife

Azerbaijan lol.


2 posted on 04/09/2021 11:49:37 PM PDT by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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"You can also just answer the minotaur’s riddle."
who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three!"
3 posted on 04/09/2021 11:53:15 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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Best one of all:

CLAIM: The law could lead to the elimination of all rights in Georgia.

FACT: False. Your constitutional rights will be even safer, because Democrats will be less likely to win.

4 posted on 04/09/2021 11:55:09 PM PDT by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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CLAIM: Any new voting laws will have to be approved by professional baseball.

FACT: Mostly False - any new election rules only have to be approved by Rob Manfred, or whoever the current commissioner of Major League Baseball happens to be.


5 posted on 04/10/2021 12:02:35 AM PDT by Stosh
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To: GardenerForLife
I've begun a campaign against my congress critters to address the real problem(s) or I'll actively work to get them out.

Republicans are ALL trying to work WITH the commies to "fix the problems of the last election" by "guaranteeing the vote" in a million ways to Sunday when all that is needed is ONE DAY, and no more than about 2 - 3% absentee ballots allowed in any one state.

All Republican arguments and proposals BEGIN WITH the language determined and dictated by the commie left !

I voted absentee ONCE when I was a truck driver in 2002.

EVERYONE has always been able to get the time to vote.

I've never been employed where I couldn't be allowed a late show up (f'rinstance) because I voted on my way to work.

AMERICAN EMPLOYERS USED TO BE AMERICAN PATRIOTS ..... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ?

IMO ... nothing .... the commies succeeded in screwing everyones' brains up with public school "education" that, "disenfranchisement" is supposed to actually mean something, when almost NO ONE knows what it is .... but public school has conditioned everyone into silence 'lest they be deemed dumbed down .......which they are.

The polls are open one day as two hundred plus years has proven adequate and close at 8PM (basically)

Pennsylvania should get rid of every rebel state SC justice.

6 posted on 04/10/2021 12:13:30 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true !)
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What Georgia has done is put into law what Democrats and RINOs did. With a single exception on voter ID. You can still ballot harvest, buy votes, have vote changing tabulators, dead voters, voters who relocated, illegal alien voters, destruction of conservative ballots via postal workers and poll workers, fraudulent ID’s, etc.

Kemp, Duncan, Ralston, Raffensperger and local election officials like Rick Barron of Fulton County at the bare minimum must be removed.


7 posted on 04/10/2021 1:20:22 AM PDT by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation. )
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Don’t send the Babylon Bee article to your Democrat friends. Being democrats, they lack the ability to discern between truth and fiction.


8 posted on 04/10/2021 5:13:03 AM PDT by JesusIsLord
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To: GardenerForLife

The brilliance of the Bee is awesome!


9 posted on 04/10/2021 5:17:15 AM PDT by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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“Peached to death!”

Ahhh, what a way to go!


10 posted on 04/10/2021 6:42:33 AM PDT by BwanaNdege ( Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less!)
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