2 weeks out since starting smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day. Feel fine. Not a smidgeon of lung cancer detected. Just want to sound the all clear that smoking is safe, safe, safe. HOW CAN IT NOT BE?? IT’S BEEN 2 WEEKS.
Thank you for the testimonial, good citizen.
Let me tell you my story.
I began eating paint chips last week. The colors are pretty.
No side effects. No brain damage. I'm as brilliant as ever. I'm happy to report that, eating paint chips has no short or long term effects and is SAFE SAFE SAFE.
I recommend eating paint chips to everyone, especially pregnant women. I will be introducing legislation to make this mandatory for all good citizens.
Signed,
A government drone
“2 weeks out since starting smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day. Feel fine. Not a smidgeon of lung cancer detected.”
And even six months from now you’ll be healthy. It’s like the professional vaccine promoter (we all know who that it is) said on another thread: [Lung cancer] is only a hypothetical possibility. Why worry about it?