Thank you for the testimonial, good citizen.
Let me tell you my story.
I began eating paint chips last week. The colors are pretty.
No side effects. No brain damage. I'm as brilliant as ever. I'm happy to report that, eating paint chips has no short or long term effects and is SAFE SAFE SAFE.
I recommend eating paint chips to everyone, especially pregnant women. I will be introducing legislation to make this mandatory for all good citizens.
Signed,
A government drone
Never thought of chips and smokes. Sounds awesome while binge watching big pharma info commercials.