Or the horse
Posted on 04/02/2021 12:22:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Viscous looking little lion ... want money back
It was late spring, so it was time to shave the dog, just a big mutt, hairy mongrel dog. Well, we decided to have alittle fun and do something different, so this year, we left a big mane of hair around it’s neck and just a little around the end of it’s tail...
Later that afternoon, Newjean came runnin into the house, hollarin at the top of his lungs, Lion in the yard, oh lion gonna get us, theys a lion in the yard...Uncle Versie looked out the window and saw the dog, and called Newjean over, and started the scolding...
I’m tired of your lying Newjean, he said, now you get on up to your room and you stay there and pray until you think the Lord’s forgiven you for your lyin bout that dog...
Well, bout dinner time, Newjean came back down, and Uncle Versie asked him, boy, do you think the Lord’s forgiven you for lyin bout that
dog???
Newjean said, yes sir, said the Lord spoke to me, the Lord told me, first time he saw that dog, he thought it was a lion too...
>>In a video clip that circulated widely on social media this week, a man only identified by his surname Tang, took his child to visit Yuanjiashan Zoo in Xichang, Sichuan, on Saturday but was startled
Comrade, that is NOT the way to improve your social credit score.
That was the first thing I thought of when I read that story. Jerry Clower!!
Psst. The Sex Aphrodisiacs are fakes too!
They don’t use real Spanish Fly.
Sum Ting Wong? He No Wion.
Sum Ting Wong? He No Wion.
I guess they thought American liberal tourist were supposed to be touring the zoo that day. They are easily fooled. 8>P
Me too.
For some reason, it never occurs to folks to paste the WHOLE TITLE
into the search box and search under "titles".
Keywords are useless, depending upon what some goober THINKS ought to be a keyword.
Have ye not faith in Goobers, they can do you no good.
That’s probably the zookeeper’s supper that he picked up on the way to work that morning.
Or the horse
Not a problem in the West as long as the golden retriever identified as a lion.
This must be why the Chinese tourists keep trying to pet the grizzlies and bison at Yellowstone.
That’s the zookeepers lunch.
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