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“I think, therefore I’m rich.”?............................
You do need the “gates vaccine implant” for it to work. (/s)
Seriously stupid. Making money from brainpower? What genius thought of this?
That’s using the ol’ noodle.
From Bird-brained to Bit-Brained..
We rapidly approach the next rung in the evolutionary ladder.
Is that like consuming 25 miles per gallon every hour?
NOTE: A GW is a unit of POWER, not ENERGY.
Regards,
lulz, cant make the stuff up.
This is basically a buckshot patent.
Tells us more about what Microsoft speculates will be possible, rather than an actual working technology.
“Microsoft files a new patent to let you mine bitcoin using your brain activity”
Well, that leaves out about 80% of us. For another 15%, it will hurt like hell.
It was Abbie something, uh, Abbie Normal, that’s it.
Stupid tech writers. Title should be “Microsoft files FOR a [[new]] patent WHICH ENABLES BRAIN ACTIVITY TO MINE BITCOIN”
[[to enable use of let you mine bitcoin using your brain activity]]”
Intellectual property laws and treaties are supposed to foster innovation for the good of humanity. Patent and trade secret laws, in particular, exchange a limited amount of our natural rights (such as the right to learn, innovate, copy the successful accomplishments of others, etc.) in order to speed up the process of invention. But some areas of “innovation” need to be slowed down, not sped up.
No genetic codes such be patentable.
And attempts, such as this one, to stake a claim on the bodies of other human beings should likewise enjoy NO intellectual property protection of any kind.
Software should be limited to 5 years of protection and become open source after this time period.
While we are at it, get rid of multi-national corporations. They are an assault on nationalism, a threat to human rights, and further the centralization of global power, which is the greatest threat of tyranny in the history of the world.
Hmmm. MS has a good chance of getting this allowed based on the prior art.
This method will make you rich, give M$ direct access to your brain 24/7/360. If you are fortunate in your petitions, they may even let you out of the feeding and evacuation tubes to actually stand up in your walker
Nicki, babe, how do you “consume 120 gigawatts (GW) per second”?
Journalists don’t have a clue about power, energy and work, nor do they understand dimensional analysis.
We could harness every single human being in this endeavor and probably end up with one Bitcoin a few minutes before the sun swallows the Earth.
Suuure. And get Microsoft’s infamous “blue screen of death?” I don’t think so.
There you go, the MATRIX.
brain activity ? well Democrats will be out of luck here ,LOL