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To: SunkenCiv

Last time I died I was completely unaware of the passage of time. When I woke, it was as if it was the exact moment I died.

Well, it wasn’t really death. It was “near death”. That’s what they do to you when they knock you out for surgery. that’s why the anesthesiologist gets the big bucks. He brings you to the edge but keeps you from falling off.

Usually.


7 posted on 03/30/2021 7:57:15 AM PDT by cuban leaf (We killed our economy and damaged our culture. In 2021 we will pine for the salad days of 2020.)
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To: cuban leaf

“Usually.”

Hopefully. ;)


8 posted on 03/30/2021 7:57:50 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam ("if I perish, I perish." Esther 4:16)
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To: cuban leaf

Most of the time.


35 posted on 03/30/2021 8:32:10 AM PDT by Noumenon (The Second Amendment exists primarily to deal with those who just won't take no for an answer. KTF)
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To: cuban leaf

You don’t pay an anesthesiologist to put you to sleep, you pay him to wake you up again.


41 posted on 03/30/2021 8:37:26 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: cuban leaf

When Rodney Dangerfield went under the knife for heart surgery he said these things were common these days and either he’d be back afterwards or he wouldn’t be. He never returned.


56 posted on 03/30/2021 9:25:30 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Lean on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: cuban leaf
Last time I died I was completely unaware of the passage of time. When I woke, it was as if it was the exact moment I died.

I dropped dead on the basketball court Thanksgiving weekend of 2018. No pulse or respiration, unresponsive. The guys started CPR, the first aid squad was there inside of five minutes and I was revived. My only memory is that everything went white (not bright like a light, but like a pure white sheet) and I awoke several days later from a medically induced coma. God has been better to me than I deserve.

68 posted on 03/30/2021 11:47:07 AM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: cuban leaf

It’s why they bring the chaplain in for a nice chat before they wheel you in to the operating room.


76 posted on 06/01/2021 11:24:20 PM PDT by thecodont
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