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STUDY: Chemical That Causes Penises To Shrink Found In Face Masks
The National File ^ | 25 March 2021 | GABRIEL KEANE

Posted on 03/28/2021 2:15:38 PM PDT by Fractal Trader

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41 posted on 03/28/2021 2:47:13 PM PDT by PROCON (Our rights do not come from government, therefore they cannot take them away.)
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To: Fractal Trader

Maybe the conspiracy about the Corona Virus aimed at population reduction is not all the crazy...


42 posted on 03/28/2021 2:48:16 PM PDT by srmanuel
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To: Fractal Trader

I can’t say about that, but I know for a fact that having a bad prostrate will.


43 posted on 03/28/2021 2:49:53 PM PDT by sport
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To: Fractal Trader

If there ever was a justification of the men’s rights movement, we have it now.


44 posted on 03/28/2021 2:51:02 PM PDT by Sapwolf (Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
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To: Fractal Trader
"Can't beat the headline!"

See what you did there...😂

45 posted on 03/28/2021 2:54:17 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another John Brown now that we desperately need him?)
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To: sport

Uh, prostate?


46 posted on 03/28/2021 2:55:03 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Fractal Trader

I have put Mr. JonRicky in a condom, but a face mask would certainly make him shrink in rebellion.


47 posted on 03/28/2021 2:56:19 PM PDT by jonrick46 ( Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.)
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To: Fractal Trader

That’s why libtards wear more than one mask at a timw


48 posted on 03/28/2021 3:01:06 PM PDT by NWFree (Socialism is legalized plunder)
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To: Fractal Trader

What should I be doing to have the opposite effect?


49 posted on 03/28/2021 3:02:12 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Pollster1

This is good news. The sheep will be breeding less and have less offspring.


50 posted on 03/28/2021 3:02:32 PM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: Fractal Trader

These masks from China are called "Emaskulators".

51 posted on 03/28/2021 3:03:23 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Fractal Trader
Aging and a lack of exercise cause shrinkage.

BUT, vigorous exercise increases testosterone production and that maximizes/optimizes what you already have...significantly!

Bottom line: get active at whatever you can do...and then do more and more.

And for God's sake, don't tell your wife why you are exercising so much.;-)

52 posted on 03/28/2021 3:07:54 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: beethovenfan

Prostrate gland.


53 posted on 03/28/2021 3:10:05 PM PDT by sport
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To: Fractal Trader

Fear porn!


54 posted on 03/28/2021 3:11:20 PM PDT by DEPcom (Impeach Illegitimate Biden/Harris )
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To: dfwgator

Could never figure out why men have breast. Are they sensitive for sexual purposes?


55 posted on 03/28/2021 3:14:41 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U
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To: sport; beethovenfan

Prostrate definition is - stretched out with face on the ground in adoration or submission; also : lying flat.

Prostate (no 2nd ‘r’) is the gland. I think that is why the question mark, questioning the spelling.


56 posted on 03/28/2021 3:16:10 PM PDT by Qiviut (2020 Election steal result: We are beginning our "40 years of wandering in the Wilderness".)
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To: CodeToad

LOL! As a woman FReeper, I say CONGRATULATIONS! WOW...;)


57 posted on 03/28/2021 3:19:05 PM PDT by proud American in Canada (As Patrick Henry once said, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death!" Especially now.)
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To: Fractal Trader

It’s part of the chinese master plan to make us like them.


58 posted on 03/28/2021 3:20:15 PM PDT by Jaysin (Trump can’t be beat, if the Democrats don’t cheat)
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To: DLfromthedesert
So wear cloth masks. Better for breathing.

Or just don’t wear one at all. Best for breathing. ;-)

59 posted on 03/28/2021 3:22:30 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: Fractal Trader

Maybe that’s why 2-mask Dr. Doom (Fauci) is such a gnome. 1 mask does the “p” shrinking, the 2nd mask is ‘whole body’. Some are recommending 3 masks .... I wonder what that would do? Maybe that’s what happened to the Lilliputians! /s


60 posted on 03/28/2021 3:24:19 PM PDT by Qiviut (2020 Election steal result: We are beginning our "40 years of wandering in the Wilderness".)
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