New M1 Abrams Tanks To Come Equipped With Changing Tables

Babylon Bee ^ | Marcd 15 2021 | Babylon Bee

[Delta 21]

Keeper of the Tread Head Ping List: (Just a bunch of tankers). Give me a ping if you want on/off the list.

Start 'em young, I say!

[Chode]

ever see the video at #10? 1min-must watch in yer line of work

[Delta 21]

Ive had more than one full grown man react exactly like that.

Its an entirely new level of chaos being inside a tank. Fire jumps out of the cracks in the breech as the recoil of the gun rocks the entire vehicle. The M1 fires ammo with the case made out of explosive so the only thing left inside the turret is the ashtray sized shell base as opposed to the spent and now very hot shell case ejecting back into the turret to bounce around the floor for you to trip over. The smell of cordite is instant and military grade.

[Jacob Kell]

Or maybe they’ll e too busy dying from laughter to do anything. Hell, maybe that’s the idea.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Bttt

[rustyboots]

Did it for 17 years, no better job in earth. Will never forget that smell and the recoil. Life can be good on the range when every round goes center mass.

[colorado tanker]

Hilarious!

[GreenLanternCorps]

A tank round that fired soiled baby diapers would do wonders for crowd control.

Having changed a lot of diapers, I'm pretty sure that would be considered a war crime...