It’s difficult for me to believe that story.
I’d have to lift its skirts and check for myself. My suspicion is that everything is intact.
“...I’d have to lift its skirts and check for myself. My suspicion is that everything is intact.....”
Pewwwww...just the very thought of doing that makes me need eyewash, lots of eyewash...and disinfectant.....LOL
You don’t have to lift “its” skirt, just do the Crocodile Dundee check.