Oklahoma Lawmaker Files Bill to Establish Bigfoot Hunting Season
Just ask Gus
I’d shoot one in a heartbeat. I need to ask my taxidermist what he’d charge to stuff one. He does a phenomenal job with deer.
I’d turn my Bigfoot Carl in for that bounty, but he’s such a good cook.
Nobody can make crepes like Carl.
I’ll bet “Dog” is on it, as we speak.
As the park ranger said in Futurama most people who believe in big foot are too poor to do what’s required to actually cover enough terrain to catch evidence of one.
We’ve had a tremendous bounty of bigfeets here in Cornhole County, CA.
The harvest this year was plentiful!
The wife has been canning them all week.
I can’t get enough of Bigfootses preserves in the summer!
Yummy on your pancakes or “galoshes” as they are called in Canada.
Could you just see some red neck shoot shaq and drag his ass in for the reward ?
Standard procedure for finding out what animals live in an area is to place a bait station in a clear space, then stretch a barb wire fence around it.
As the animals crawl through the fencing some hairs will be caught in the wire, and an analysis will tell what type of animal it is.
In the last sixty years, no hairs considered to be “Sasquatch” or Bigfoot has ever been found.
It's a pretty safe bet that this bounty will never have to be paid.
And in other news... Governor Abbot invited Michelle Obama for a guided tour through Oklahoma’s great “outback”.
***heavily wooded district in Southeast Oklahoma ***
This reminds me of a story about our engineers doing some survey work in that area. Men and women engineers.
One of the men asked the guide if they knew anything about the Boggy Creek monster.
The guide says he had never seen one But he had heard one.
Guide: We was out hunting coon in the swamp and heard the strangest howls I ever heard! It might have been the monster!
A woman engineer chimes in: Do you all still hunt Black People down here?
Another said: RAC-COON Debbie. Raccoon!
I worked with a FReeper who told this to us.
Actually, a baby Bigfoot has already been caught on tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGcZeoQDImU
At Collections,etc. they have a Bigfoot Research Kit that I had already planned to get for one of my grandsons for Christmas, he’s 8. This is just too funny.
"I'm standing here with a local resident named Sam who was hiking through these woods four years ago when he saw a Sasquatch walk by this tree right here. Based on this information, we are going to camp at this one particular spot for one night in this 300,000 acre forest in the hope that Bigfoot will walk by again."
Before any of you go into the woods, just make sure you file down the sights on your gun barrel. That way it wont hurt as much when bigfoot shoves it up your butt.
I’ve watched a bazillion reports on Bigfoot encounters and I must admit that I’ve changed my position.
For years I thought we needed to drop a Bigfoot and bring the body to a university medical center for a definitive analysis. Full publicity, full autopsy, and let’s see what this “myth” is all about. But no longer.
After viewing countless Bigfoot encounter reports, and assuming 60 percent of them are just creative writing exercises, I now believe Bigfoot is real.
Bigfoot seems to want privacy above all else. Mister and Missus BF want to be left alone to raise their kids. Food is always a problem when you are 9 feet tall, with deer, fish and theft from local farms making up the bulk of the food supply chain.
Some Bigfoot are dangerous to humans. Alaska seems to have some bad ones, and any Bigfoot might have an attitude if some stupid redneck shot his wife last week. But many Bigfoot stories are charming, funny and leave you wondering if we might be related somehow.
My position on Bigfoot (I have never seen one) is simple. I want my gun on my hip when we meet, and there it will remain unless an obvious threat to my well-being is made. Otherwise, I am willing to negotiate, trade, or just gift food to my forest brother or sister, with no urge to kill them just for being different.