Posted on 03/11/2021 4:32:19 AM PST by MtnClimber
Your chance to get in on the ground floor!
If you are looking for a new career or a way to make extra money, here are a few business opportunities that will make you a nice income these days.
Race educator
Job description: travel to people’s houses to teach them how to be less white.
Job requirements: must be willing to travel to very wealthy neighborhoods, mostly inhabited by Hollywood celebrities and high-tech executives. Be ready to present a one-on-one re-enactment of a Coca-Cola diversity training video.
A sign maker for this:
Job requirement: must deliver large quantities to Silicon Valley. Special bonus if made out of recycled garbage.
A TV pundit who will apologize for being a white man
Personal qualities required: white male.
Qualifications: extremely low self-esteem or extremely low IQ.
CNN and MSNBC are urgently hiring and provide job security.
Victim of oppression
Job description: go on TV to complain about how society oppresses you.
Personal qualities: white candidates preferred.
No candidates with net worth of less than 10 million dollars need apply. Hollywood celebrities and members of the Royal Family are given special consideration.
COVID expert
No health care workers or scientists need apply. Special consideration will be given to women named Karen.
Conservative event stage designer
Qualifications: extensive knowledge of Nazi insignia and having a large dog whistle.
Internet fact checker
No knowledge of facts or frame of reference required.
Qualifications: full understanding of the Democrat party agenda. Need to be flexible and able to change your point of view on any issue at any time.
Children’s literature quality assurance specialist
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Karen or Ken indignation inspiration minister
I’ve seen several of those blm signs. They are always in from of white people’s houses. I’ve enever seen on in from of a black person’s house. There is one in front of a white guy’s +$1M house. I wonder if they actually know that blm wants to do to them if they gained control. A sign won’t matter.
*Except where gender is concerned
I’ve seen the lines like “love is love” in comment sections on the internet..A LOT.
I think what they mean is risky “mutual” debasement is no different than attempting to raise a healthy hetero family?
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