[Leaning Right]

Part of the problem is that store owners are deathly afraid to say no.

Company representative: Our products are made by people who like to roll around in jello while pretending to be Irish midgets. I demand that you post a sign reflecting that.
Store owner: Uh, well...sure.

[Tellurian]

Our products are made by people who like to roll around in jello while pretending to be Irish midgets

Next up: Personnel Composition Label (just below the Nutrition Information Label) ... size & font per government regulations

PERSONNEL COMPOSITION LABEL

Ownership...................100% Yellow, || 50% Gay, 50% Straight
Management..................67% Black, 33% White || 25% Lesbian, 25% Gay
Employees....................30% Yellow, 20% Black, 50% Brown || 60% Female, 40% Male

This Product Certified to have less than 10% White Male Labor Content