The last time we went to Costco, out of the blue my husband began “baaaaaaa-ing” at people wearing masks in the parking lot. It was so unexpected and out of character for him that it cracked me up. A few maskless people here and there were smirking, but one other old man close by us started giving him the death glare, which made me completely lose it. :)
I was almost going to order a stuffed sheep toy that “baaas” to put in the seat part of the shopping cart while I shop.
I keep trying to get convince my S.O. to play a little trick with me whereby one of us goes into a grocery store a few minutes ahead of the other and we each get our own cart and shop like we are alone.
Then, when we run into each, we act like two long lost friends and hug and take our masks off and kiss on the lips.
I think it could be fun to watch people freak out.
The other thing I have thought to do when I see a woman wearing a mask outdoors is to run after her, with a pen
in hand, and say, “Excuse me, Karen, I think you dropped your pen.”
I had taken a paper mask and written “Training Burqa” across it in black magic marker... I never was able to wear it because the Sharpie fumes made me gag!