Mr. Kroger, two C’s, two D’s and an F - that’s a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger, you’re at the top of the Delta pledge class.Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta House - 1.6. Four C’s and an F. A fine example you set. Daniel Simpson Day has no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blutarsky. Zero POINT zero.
“Seven years of college down the drain!”
That's Senator Blutarsky to you. And he's spending $1.9 trillion tonight.
“I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.”