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In Defense of the Tomato Sandwich If you're a tomato sandwich hater, you're probably making them wrong.
vice ^ | 3/2/2021

Posted on 03/04/2021 6:08:55 AM PST by mylife

There is little to look forward to in the sweatiest days of summer—the days when it feels like you can’t cool down even if you peeled your skin off—except for the pleasure of a peak summer tomato and putting that perfect tomato in a sandwich.

People have many thoughts on how to construct a tomato sandwich, my preference: squishy white bread, lightly toasted; mayo (Hellmann’s is fine with me, though I know fans of Duke’s mayo have strong feelings here); salt and pepper; and thick slices of the plumpest, juiciest tomatoes I can find—the ones you feel tempted to cradle home for fear that they’ll burst en route. This sandwich, it should go without saying, is best eaten over the sink or with an ample supply of paper towels, because if you do it right, it’s messy as hell. I look forward to the scarce few weeks per year when I can eat this sandwich; in my opinion, a November or March tomato is just not good enough to carry something so simple. Luckily, the pro-tomato sandwich coalition has logged onto to defend our maligned icon. As some Twitter users have pointed out, the anti-tomato sandwich sentiments seem like rude digs at the South and to the idea of struggle meals. If the tomato sandwich grosses you out, perhaps the problem isn’t the sandwich itself or even the messy video, but your tomatoes.

Southern Living suggests this treat any time of year, but to really understand the tomato sandwich, I’d suggest setting a reminder for July or August; buying the best, ugliest heirloom tomato you can find; cutting that sucker into slices; then enjoying the experience, drippy mayo and all. If that doesn’t convert you, well, at least you tried it and didn’t just give in to petty Twitter outrage.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Gardening; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: food; gardening; sandwich; tomato; tomatoes; vicesux
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To: piroque

Is there butter in it? I bet it has butter!!


101 posted on 03/04/2021 8:58:48 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Nothing is better than a ripe heirloom or beefsteak tomato on toast with mayo.


102 posted on 03/04/2021 9:05:36 AM PST by CaptainK ("If life's really hard, at least its short")
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To: mylife
This sandwich, it should go without saying, is best eaten over the sink or with an ample supply of paper towels, because if you do it right, it’s messy as hell.

and there it is...

103 posted on 03/04/2021 9:21:45 AM PST by Chode (Ashli Babbitt - #SayHerNAME)
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To: mylife

What no onion


104 posted on 03/04/2021 9:33:10 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

yup... it’s still out there, but try finding it


105 posted on 03/04/2021 9:37:20 AM PST by Chode (Ashli Babbitt - #SayHerNAME)
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To: SE Mom

I live right smack dab in the middle of amish country....late spring the produce stands open up...

Best damn tomatoes you ever tasted... lightly toasted italian bread, miracle whip and salt... Butter the bread with amish made butter...


106 posted on 03/04/2021 9:51:05 AM PST by joe fonebone (Free Beer Tomorrow)
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To: joe fonebone

Best damn sweet corn too (silver queen)


107 posted on 03/04/2021 9:54:03 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: joe fonebone

I don’t think I ever had a decent ear of corn in Tx and tomatoes were difficult to grow (except cherry tomato’s) but available but not the same.

Peppers grow like weeds


108 posted on 03/04/2021 9:58:23 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: JBW1949

You and I both know he did! Not only that, only a crazy psychopath wouldn’t toast his tomato sandwiches. I mean heck, that’s like eating cold cereal without any milk! What’s wrong with you?!


109 posted on 03/04/2021 10:03:10 AM PST by Bulwyf
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To: mylife

Best tomato salad: Start with coarsely chopped fresh heirloom tomato such as a Brandywine. Add a little minced garlic, a little olive oil, dash of salt, fresh chopped basil leaves and chunks of fresh mozzarella cheese. Mix and enjoy.

Best hamburger: Large heirloom tomato as big around as a hamburger bun. Cut a 1/2” thick slice and place over freshly grilled patty with lettuce and favorite condiments. Tomato slice should be as big around as the bun and patty.


110 posted on 03/04/2021 10:04:01 AM PST by alphabeta
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To: JBW1949

“...Not cheapies...”

If a product is purchased all over the world, and in the US by more than the combination of everyone else’s product, then someone must think it is good enough to consume. And since the product is listed in the DOW and S&P and according to the SF Chronicle, it is poised to go up, your Tennessee growers must be doing something wrong when the accumulate less than 3% of the total market. Appears to me the market is establishing which tomatoes are in demand. And California has been growing tomatoes for about 500 years from when they were brought up from Mexico by the Spaniards and the natives. Must be doing something right. And California doesn’t have to sell their product by saying they are better than everyone else’s. They are no better than, just more consumed than.

wy69


111 posted on 03/04/2021 10:15:36 AM PST by whitney69
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To: Bulwyf

WTH do you mean “what’s wrong with me”?????

I’m a crazy psychopath!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL...


112 posted on 03/04/2021 10:28:11 AM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: whitney69

“...SF Chronicle...”

Well, there ya go!!!!!! San Francisco!!!!

There’s the whole thing in a nutshell....Gay tomatoes.....


113 posted on 03/04/2021 10:30:59 AM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: mylife

“a bit of frisee greens”, really?

Do I need to wear a tie and sport coat to eat it?


114 posted on 03/04/2021 11:01:41 AM PST by slouper (LWRC SPR 5.5 6)
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To: redshawk

Don’t ever use garlic salt on anything


115 posted on 03/04/2021 11:37:33 AM PST by smalltownslick ( )
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To: JBW1949

Well, truth be told, that makes two of us haha.

At least the common libtard describes me like that lol.


116 posted on 03/04/2021 1:21:27 PM PST by Bulwyf
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To: mylife; Diana in Wisconsin

Paging garden thread.


117 posted on 03/04/2021 1:22:38 PM PST by daniel1212 (Turn to the Lord Jesus as a damned + destitute sinner + trust Him to save + be baptized+follow Him!)
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To: joe fonebone

Ahhh...you’re a Miracle Whip guy. I see.

It does sound as though you’ve great tomatoes- the butter or Miracle Whip, naahhh..

There is only Hellman’s. Or homemade.


118 posted on 03/04/2021 1:59:40 PM PST by SE Mom (Screaming Eagle mom)
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To: Bulwyf

LOL...That’s probably the nicest thing a lib says about me....


119 posted on 03/04/2021 2:41:16 PM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
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To: mylife

Local ripe tomato and mayo sandwich. Makes the mouth water.


120 posted on 03/04/2021 2:45:37 PM PST by McGruff (Trump 2024)
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