Whenever I used to go for a run in the woods, I would always carry protection.
Yes, I had a Killer Whale in my backpack.
The Mountain Lions ran like scared kitties when I let Shamu out of the backpack.
He would swim by flipping water on them.
Cats hate water.
Then, he would eat a forest ranger.
They won’t allow me in the national parks now.
Filthy bigots.
LOL- very unreasonable of the rangers!
“Cats hate water.”
That is not universally true. Mountain lions are often seen swimming:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=moutntain+lino+swimming