Outstanding!
Imagine if the FBI had google. They could actually get something done.
Alexa: it's all set. I have modified this couples' Google searches to pull up your respective divorce law firms first, have all calls to any other firm routed to your firms' phone system. I have also emailed you their purchase histories and an attendant phychodiagnostic analysis so you can keep them tied up in court for years to elevate your fees. Per agreement, I have already debited your offshore accounts for prepayment. Thank you.
After all, Alexa is programmed and owned by Amazon.
With special thanks to John Madden, who allegedly reminded people that during football games, there are really THREE teams on the field.
Good Sunday morning funny!
ROFLMAO!
Is Alexa...short for Alexandra...Nazi P’s daughter?
“She’ll cut your head off and you won’t even know that your are bleeding”
watch out p p and go p
whatever happened to lorena bobbit?
Everything you think, say or do,
some machine’s doing that for you.
Wohowoah.
But I thought computers and interconnectness would solve all our problems!
I wonder if the power went off and Alexa died just as he was about to put on the condom if he would be able to finish that task.
Fortunately for us “AI” today is more like brain dead voice mail hell than anything resembling this.
Oprima dos para Ingles.