[Roman_War_Criminal]

You’ll get about a hundred different answers along with the boring old “lost in a tragic boating accident” moniker.

[OKSooner]

Yes, lost in a boating accident, and do you know bear scat has little bells in it and it smells like pepper.

AHHH HAHAHAHA!!!

Just crackin’ myself up today, I betcha never heard either one of those before. :)

(Still pattin’ myself on the back for makin’ some new funnies...)

[CodeJockey]

...along with the boring old “lost in a tragic boating accident” moniker

No boating accident here, but I did surrender all my firearms at a "No questions asked" turn in event last year. Just like the authorities wanted me to do. The beauty of it was no serial number checks, no receipts, no record of the turn in, no questions asked.

Now... what do to with all that ammo?

[Keyhopper]

Ah, when you quit counting it and just weigh it🤗