Posted on 02/24/2021 1:07:36 PM PST by L.A.Justice
He and she pulled his gun, then he pulled his piece and then the pimp pulled his piece and went full-auto. “This is my piece, this is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun!”
This military workout song works great, when you are in basic training during the war we didn’t fight in Nam. You display your piece and held your junk with your other hand, singing your little chant. Great exercise for young teenage boys headed to their senior trip. WTF
Should have ordered a pizza. There is usually less gunplay involved with pizza.
Seriously, if I am in a hotel and hear AK fire in the parking lot, I am NOT going outside into the parking lot!
What made him think he could get away with only paying $40. of a $200. bill? I doubt if there was any clause saying
“Satisfaction Guaranteed, or your money back!”
The Mug Shots look like Central Casting.
Actor Michael Gross (Family Ties) plays The Customer.
Actor Jaime Fox (Django Unchained) plays The Pimp.
Actress Eva Mendes (Hitch -Will Smith movie) is The Escort.
**New York Congresswoman AOC is standing by as an available understudy.
***I think this is what happened...After the session was over, the customer went outside his room with the lady...Then he only gave her $40...Not $200...***
So you CAN make a hormone after all! Benny Hill has been proven right!
Rough Hits on Megapersonel.
BEAT me to it!
“She works hard for the money.” 😆👍
It sounds like the “interesting” part of the transaction was concluded prior to any money changing hands. I was somehow under the impression that the money was usually handled upfront. For this very reason.
Puss. Bwaahaahaa!
That right there is very funny.
All this because that moron wanted to save himself $160 bucks? He’s gonna be out a helluva lot more than that now . . .
i’m getting the impression she didn’t get those round lips from eating square meals...
Hey! The cops will get to the bottom of it. Even it takes hours of interviewing the aggrieved lady. :)
She’s not the worst looking woman I will say...
I will studiously avoid any ribald comments about possible toppings or the thickness of the crust.
Of the three perps, she will receive the least punishment. In fact, since her ‘pimp oppressor will be sent away for20 she is actually getting a chance to get the heck out of that demonic business!!
I dont think you had to tell us who the pimp is.
Tighter gun control would have kept that ak 47 out of his hands no doubt!
In 1975, I had a short assignment at a molybdenum mine 90 miles west of Las Vegas. Vegas was the only place to get a motel room. It was my first time there and I was really put off by the place. I was a real we-behind-the-ears kid, 24 at the time.
I was out for a walk taking in all the neon lights (remember, this was ‘75) and a mediocre looking black woman passed me on the sidewalk going the other way. She asked “Hey, would you like a date?” I thought to myself “this is sure a friendly town” so I replied “Yeah.” It only took me a minute to figure out what “date” meant and it wasn’t like those I had in high school or college. I said “No thanks” and walked on.
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