1 posted on
02/23/2021 4:47:23 PM PST by
BenLurkin
2 posted on
02/23/2021 4:48:25 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
Sounds like my ex-wife.
Note to scientists...run while you still can.;-)
To: BenLurkin; Daffynition
Regular people know it as “D.C.”
5 posted on
02/23/2021 4:49:39 PM PST by
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
To: BenLurkin
More qualified than Biden.
7 posted on
02/23/2021 4:55:17 PM PST by
I-ambush
(From the brightest star comes the blackest hole; you had so much to offer, did you offer your soul?)
To: BenLurkin
8 posted on
02/23/2021 4:58:01 PM PST by
Fungi
To: BenLurkin
9 posted on
02/23/2021 5:01:04 PM PST by
Bigg Red
(Trump will be sworn in under a shower of confetti made from the tattered remains of the Rat Party.)
To: BenLurkin
I had a fun Science Teacher back in Grade School, who would have said that description of the single celled slime mold sounded just like some of his students!
“They never forget where they hid all those snacks!”
To: BenLurkin
Saw the title and came for the lols...I knew Freepers would not disappoint :-)
12 posted on
02/23/2021 5:02:01 PM PST by
Bobalu
(When I die I want to be buried in Chicago so I can stay active in politics)
To: BenLurkin
They live next door here.
13 posted on
02/23/2021 5:03:14 PM PST by
Williams
(Stop Tolerating The Intolerant)
To: BenLurkin
14 posted on
02/23/2021 5:10:46 PM PST by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: BenLurkin
This just in: Joe Biden declares that single-celled slime molds are eligible to vote. “After all, they are people too,” the President said.
16 posted on
02/23/2021 5:13:29 PM PST by
Leaning Right
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To: BenLurkin
Stacius abramsius.
17 posted on
02/23/2021 5:16:53 PM PST by
rfp1234
(Caveat Emperor: Comitii asinorum atque rhinocerorum delendi sunt.)
To: BenLurkin
18 posted on
02/23/2021 5:17:21 PM PST by
Ransomed
To: BenLurkin
22 posted on
02/23/2021 5:36:16 PM PST by
redfreedom
(You can vote your way into socialism, but you may have to shoot your way out.)
To: BenLurkin
Not to go off on a tangent, but this is an example of why i believe in intelligent design (God) and not evolution. Are we believe an organism like this just spontaneously sprung from the ooze?
To: BenLurkin; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; mylife
29 posted on
02/23/2021 5:53:14 PM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: BenLurkin
“...with no nervous system that remembers food locations”
It’s doing better than my cat.
30 posted on
02/23/2021 5:56:34 PM PST by
PLMerite
To: BenLurkin
Like Pelosi to an ice cream bar.
38 posted on
02/23/2021 6:30:01 PM PST by
chickenlips
(Neuter your politicians)
To: BenLurkin
They should name it Maxine Waters, but that would be insulting the slime 😃.
39 posted on
02/23/2021 6:37:22 PM PST by
Deplorable American1776
(Rest In Peace, Rush H. Limbaugh III. You are missed already...)
To: BenLurkin
How long does it take to solve a Rubik’s cube?
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