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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.”

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back.”

8,631 posted on 04/15/2021 3:19:45 AM PDT by lysie (Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
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To: lysie

Lol that’s a good one. Thanks!


8,636 posted on 04/15/2021 3:56:52 AM PDT by JudyinCanada (Aim low, avoid disappointment.)
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To: lysie

No ticket for that guy as cop was ROTFL.


8,654 posted on 04/15/2021 6:54:51 AM PDT by Lakeside Granny (Vote RED~R.emove E.very D.emocrat~D&S)
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To: lysie

😂


8,659 posted on 04/15/2021 7:26:06 AM PDT by Rusty0604 (" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
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To: lysie

Yummy bagel sandwich and a great joke!

I love the one about, if you want to know who loves you most, your dog or your wife, lock them both in the garage and see which one is happy to see you when you open the door.


8,665 posted on 04/15/2021 7:31:50 AM PDT by CottonBall (MAKE REPUBLICANS WHIGS AGAIN!)
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