To: All
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, “It’s been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I’ll let you go.”
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, “My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back.”
8,631 posted on
04/15/2021 3:19:45 AM PDT by
lysie
(Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
To: lysie
Lol that’s a good one. Thanks!
8,636 posted on
04/15/2021 3:56:52 AM PDT by
JudyinCanada
(Aim low, avoid disappointment.)
To: lysie
No ticket for that guy as cop was ROTFL.
8,654 posted on
04/15/2021 6:54:51 AM PDT by
Lakeside Granny
(Vote RED~R.emove E.very D.emocrat~D&S)
To: lysie
8,659 posted on
04/15/2021 7:26:06 AM PDT by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: lysie
Yummy bagel sandwich and a great joke!
I love the one about, if you want to know who loves you most, your dog or your wife, lock them both in the garage and see which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
8,665 posted on
04/15/2021 7:31:50 AM PDT by
CottonBall
(MAKE REPUBLICANS WHIGS AGAIN!)
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