[DIRTYSECRET]

Come on people!

[Red Badger]

They are satire, but they are also correct.......... 😣

[adorno]

$100 per gallon will insure 100 million democrats dead, through a civil war.

[arthurus]

Not terribly far off. 8 to 15 dollars is my guess, with the goto sources being Arabia and Russia.

[metmom]

You know he would if he could.

The Bee’s satire is too close to reality.

[Real Cynic No More]

To reduce the demand for electricity resulting from the costs of lighting, the Biden administration is planning to require all new home construction to have interior walls and ceilings covered with mirrored glass or mirror wallpaper. The reflectivity has been found to cut down significantly on the need for interior lighting because it increases the brightness coming from low wattage bulbs.

[cableguymn]

Don’t give him any ideas

[Paperpusher]

Thanks for including the humor tag. It’s getting hard to tell real from humor.

[Bernard]

We just drove by a sign advertising $2.99 per gallon in northern Illinois. My wife wanted to check that I saw the same thing. That's about a 25% increase in a month, getting close to Obama year prices. If only this article was actually satire.

Need to find my wheelbarrow so I can haul Biden bucks around to pay for stuff.