[Dilbert San Diego]

He didn’t call in sick? Maybe he had done that too often in the past and needed another excuse to be absent?

[HIDEK6]

Don’t pay the ransom! I’ve escaped!

[Veggie Todd]

Probably worked harder at his fake kidnap than if he had just gone to work.

[Larry Lucido]

So who hasn’t done that?

[Joe 6-pack]

Cruz should have gone this route.

[John Milner]

I called in sick so much my boss said if I tried it again I better be calling in dead.

[adorno]

Reminds me of a girl I used to work with, back in Brooklyn at a bank.

She was out a few days and never answered the calls from the boss to find out why she was out.

When she came back in the following week, her excuse was that she had been serving jury duty.

She was fired that same day, because, it was too easy to verify if she was actually serving jury duty, which she wasn’t, according to a call to the court.

She was pretty lazy anyway, so, she wasn’t missed.

[Richard Axtell]

I once called in weird, but we won’t go into that.

[Larry Lucido]

Didn't George "fake" his own kidnapping once?