Irish wisdom

email from friend | 2/16/2021 | unknown

[sodpoodle]

smile:)

[GOP Poet]

:D. Love it!!

[Amberdawn]

Lol!

[sodpoodle]

my tagline keeps disappearing -but it is showing up as I’m posting this????????????

[SaveFerris]

Doesn’t show on reply 1 I believe - now I gotta look again

[Secret Agent Man]

good one

[sodpoodle]

exactly - that is strange... wonder who else is experiencing this?

[PBRCat]

A variation of the same joke was told by Gene Hackman in “Bonnie and Clyde.”

[gundog]

It won’t show when you post an article

[SaveFerris]

Yes

[M Kehoe]

8^)

5.56mm

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Paddy is headed into the local to meet up with his mates, when he is accosted by a nun who warns him against the evil of demon liquor.

“Well, sister, have you ever tasted a fine Irish Whiskey, then?”

The nun admitted she had not.

“Well then, let me give you a little taste.”

“Alright, but the mother superior would not approve. Can ya bring it out here in a teacup?”

“Certainly, sister.”

So Paddy goes into the bar and orders two whiskeys, but makes an usual request. He asks the barman, “Kinna ya put one a’ ‘em in teacup, if ya please.”

The barman's face turns red as he exclaims, “Is that nun out there agin?”

[Kevmo]

I lost my tagline a couple weeks ago. It reverted to my old one.

[Songcraft]

Krogman's Magic Cow Irish Whiskey

[Kevmo]

My mom told me this Irish foreplay joke.

Mrs. O’Malley and Mrs. O’Leary were out chatting across the backyard fence. “Mrs. O’Malley, I notice yer not pregnant this yeeear.”

“Oh, that’s because I got meself a hearin’ aid.”

“A hearin’ aid? What’s that got do with it, are you daft, child?”

“Well , ya know I’m hard of hearin, right? So every night me husband asks me, ‘do ya wanna go to sleep, or what?’”

[lump in the melting pot]

Do you know what a traditional Irish 7-course dinner includes?

A 6-pack of Guinness and a potato.

[mykroar]

+1

[Thank You Rush]

Good one - thanks...

While you’re puzzling over your tagline, look into why my posts have () after my screen name. Have no idea how to get them GONE - I didn’t put them there - except by accident?

[William Tell]

"why my posts have () after my screen name."

When you post a reply, there is a tagline field below where you type the reply text. If you leave the tagline blank, then you will have nothing after your name when you post.

If, however, you accidentally left a space character in that field, then you will get what you see after your name.

[Thank You Rush]

Thanks - is there a way to get rid of it? No big deal but curious as to why - now that explains it.