Subway shares up today?
Markets are closed today. Oh, and this article is from over a year ago.
That reminds me of a joke I heard on the radio this morning an way to work.
Two rednecks were talking about Valentine’s Day and what they did for their wives.
One said “I took my wife to one of those places where they prepare the food right in front of you!”
The other said, “Oh, you took her to a Japanese restaurant!”
The first one replied, “No, Subway!”.................
And they’re private.