I have only 1 1/2 and none of the extra heavy duty stuff ... better rush off an get some soonest. Never thought that thought waves penetrated the nether regions ... now I’ll have to make some new guards er mini hats sheathed columns oval sacks hope it isn’t too time consuming.
As to the need for genital protection them wiley alien bastiges target men with with rays that affect the testicules.
One whiff of brain activity and they’re on you like flies on a gut wagon in August. Even if they don’t catch you they can target you with that sterilization ray and BOOM, yer shooting blanks.
They fear human males especially because we’re the STUDS of the multiverse! While a woman is regulated to one pregnancy at a time we men can impregnate a whole HERD of women without breaking much of a sweat.
They’re especially scared we’ll make it off planet and interbreed with some alien babes and make a super race that can kick their wiley alien bastige azzez out of existence. Why do you think the space program was cancelled? The wiley alien bastiges bought off the politicians!